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The Leader
Rank: Admiral of the Fleet, Commander of the Air Force, Field Marshall, M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Leader.
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number: 00001
Awards: Bad Guy of the Year 2000,2001,2002,2003,2004,
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent of the Year 1997 - 2005.
Alias: Classified
Location: Classified
Age: Classified
Previous Employer : Classified
Present Employer : Self Employed
Mission: security leaks, world domination.
Skill: getting away with it.
Matial status: Classified
Star-Sign: Classified
Felton Broschinsky
Rank: Major General of the Great M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N army.
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00002
Awards: Best Second in Command of a evil organisation bent on taking over the world.
Alias: Murdock
Location: Unknown
Age: 31
Previous Employer : Soviet Union
Present Employer : The Leader
Mission: Eliminate pikies and security leaks.
Skill: Mass-demolition, Assaination, Close combat, vehicular Control aka Drving.
Matial status: Widowed from treacherous Wife.
Star-Sign: Demonicus
Mose Libertini
Rank: Rear Admiral
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00003
Awards: None
Alias: Cornielius
Location: England
Age: 17
Previous Employer : Soviet Union
Present Employer : The Leader
Mission: Build boats, make sure ocean is still there.
Skill: Taking Orders, not getting seasick.
Matial status: Single, has commitment issues.
Star-Sign: Pondscum
Rueben Laferve
Rank: Cheif Interrorgator, hairdresser and stylist.And Captain of the Army.
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00004
Awards: Stylist of the Year 1999, 2003
Alias: Daniel
Location: China
Age: 18 1/3
Previous Employer : Y.M.C.A and Chinese Army
Present Employer : The Leader
Mission: Get information out of people whilst beautifiying the organization. And leading the army in battle.
Skill: Interrogation, fashion, hairstyling, manicures, wearing pink stuff and martial arts.
Matial status:Unmarried
Star-Sign:Geminorm
Ozzy McMcmac
Rank: Head of Security and being the silent one out of all of us.
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00005
Awards: None so far
Alias: Elfie
Location: Unknown
Age: 23
Previous Employer : Soviet Union
Present Employer : The Leader
Mission: Eliminate pikies and security leaks.
Skill: Ask him
Matial status: Not sure
Star-Sign: Unknown
Franz Muir
Rank: Head of Research and Development
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00006
Awards: Nobel prize for Improved Assasination Methods
Alias: Rupert
Location: Rossi /Italy
Age: 30
Previous Employer : microsofty ice creams uk ltd
Present Employer : The Leader
Mission: Find new ways to "eliminate" enemies
Skill: sweets,nuts & sauce specialist/head of kp roast nut security and protector of the chivers jelly
Matial status: cohabitating with monks
Star-Sign: Aliphatic
Bob Bobo
Rank: Felton Broschinsky's assistant
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00007
Awards: Best coffee maker 2004, Winner of 2K4 tournament
Alias; Coexist
Location: Reading
Age: 69
Previous Eemployer: Millhouse restaurant
Present Employer: The Leader
Mission: Be Felton's assistant
Skill: Kicking Felton's ass atUT 2K4
Starsign: dgffhj
Kimber Hokula
Rank: Paint Surveillance Supervisor
M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N Agent Number:00009
Awards: 2nd Place Best Paint Watcher 2003. Gold Medal at Paint Drying Olympics.
Alias: Jeneny
Location: Next to a "Computer"
Age: 18
Previous Employer : Loddon Valley Leisure Centre
Present Employer : The Leader
Mission: Watching paint dry - full time
Skill: Annoying in a unpikey way
Matial status: Joel
Star-Sign: Aries
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