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ThE M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.N ReVoLuTiOn

Our Enemies
Plans for World Domination
Top Comrade Profiles

This is the Website of the M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.Ns. We know you are reading this. Right now, we are planning to take over the world and shoot your leaders. Shoot them a smile that is. Then with a gun.

If you are the FBI/CIA then we do not want to take over the world and impose a communist regime. If you are ex-KGB then please go to Recruitment. If you are a normal person with a brainwashable mind then read on. A good place to start is the manifesto page.

In 1991, after the death of the Soviet Union, many dissilusioned hardcore communists set up a secret underground organization. It's sole purpose was to establish world domination. The name of this organization is the M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.Ns. These men sat down and thought about why communism collapsed. After much talking, arguing and fighting, they came up with a new set of ideas that would make the world a better place: mysteronism.
In the mid 90's, the M.Y.S.T.E.R.O.Ns were almost made bankrupt after 'certain people' made some things illegal like extortion, murder and blackmail. These people know who they are and will be first against the firing squad. Luckily we were bankrolled by a certain rich billionaire who managed to save us and help in our development.

Currently the organisation is stronger than ever despite legal setbacks. We have more people in the organization than ever. We have more ammunitions than ever (if you are interpol/fbi/mi6 then ignore that sentence).
If this rate of growth continues then the future looks bright, the future looks red... bright bloodred.

The motherland will rise again.