What do you do if your bread becomes old and mouldy? You buy new bread!. Our Goverment is like this bread it has become old and mouldy and need to be thrown away. We are new bread that will be bought by the public (meaning we will take over in a bloody coup).
However we need politicians for this to get ourselves recognized by the public. If you would like to apply as a candidtae for the MYSTERON party - not in the 2005 General Election though - then please leave all your earthly belongings to me and i will think about it.

I am in the process of setting up a manifesto. So far i have:

Every other Wednesday is National Bank Holiday.

Anyone who chooses to enter or has entered the Big Brother house will be duct taped to our tanks to absorb enemy firepower

A wall 10ft high will be built around all major cities in the UK.

Ireland will be donated to charity.

There will be a pikey tax - all pikeies have to pay 100% of their income to the goverment.

The motherland will rise again.